You Know You're a Mum When.....

• The time you spend having a wee is classed as "me time"...providing you don't get interrupted halfway through!!!

• Your handbag is full of half eaten boxes of raisins (why is it always raisins!!), hot wheels cars and baby wipes

• Your idea of a night out is a trip to Tesco when the kids are in bed and your husband is home

• You can name every single CBeebies presenter......

• .....and your idea of seeing a hot man on the telly is seeing Mr Bloom in his Peter Pan costume ;)

• You never get to eat a whole bar of chocolate by yourself anymore

• You frequently go out with snot or some kind of unidentified stickiness on your trousers..and you're ok with it

• Seeing the bottom of your laundry bin means it's a GOOD DAY!!!!

• You really learn how to multi-task - stirring dinner/checking facebook/entertaining a toddler!

• You realise you've been watching Peppa Pig...even though your child has been asleep for the last half an hour!

• You see an episode of Peppa Pig that you've never seen before and you actually feel excited (please say it isn't just me hah!!)

• Your iPod playlist is now full of Disney songs which you have to have on repeat on car journeys

• 7am is now classed as a really good lie in

• You moo and baa at every sheep and cow you drive past...until you realise you're alone in the car

• You know every softplay venue in a 10 mile radius

• You forget how to walk properly without a buggy

• You realise you've been rocking your trolley at the supermarket as if you're rocking a buggy

• Sniffing your child's bum in public becomes the norm

• you only get control of the remote control at 7pm

• you use baby wipes for everything

• You get really good at spotting the "poo face"

Do any of these apply to you?!